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Foreskin Technique
01:01
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Clinker and the foreskin technique
Full of intention but the outlooks bleak
As the master draws the line to cross
Clinkers win is foreskins loss
Remember learning how to jerk
Move in rhythm to lifes perk
Relating life to a clinker
Is a fuck of a task for a thinker
Thing is this shit don’t need to rhyme
It’s the lack of ideas that’s the crime
Pull the foreskin back it’s the knack
Clinker’s just a piece of cack
I brought this to you in budget
It cost fuck all so fuck it
Step into my blind eye take a seat
Just think of the encounters you’ll meet
It’s time to meet the clinker
Deep rooted mastermind thinker
So put on your evening gown and…
Meet the clinker
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I feel like a rusty spanner
A half cooked biscuit with bandana
Not as fat as you’d like
As thin as I’d like
I got this haircut for a tanner
I’m overcooked for ideas
When I can get my mind clear
Scrape the fat off my brain
Keeps me insane
Or appropriately near
Oh how we flipped became unzipped
There’s an air in the air
Oh how we tried to analyse
The things we did and said there
We’re held on by a clinker
Never known such a clinker
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1999...and all that
04:25
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4. |
Walking Thru' Walls
03:53
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22...and the Rest
02:55
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6. |
Wot the...
03:22
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One after the other my numbers arise
Running out of time to reach the prize
But as the road gets tougher
The clinker gets tougher
I feel success
But under duress
It’s all a load off the mind for the clinker
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Haemorroids
01:36
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I got itchy fucking haemaroids
It’s making me schizoid
Gonna slice the fucker right off
Don’t let the suckers think your soft
I don’t feel the way that others do
And all those powders I don’t use
I got itchy fucking foot rot
Just another fungi that I’ve got
I’m gonna itch it ‘til the sucker bleeds
Yeah you know that’s what I need
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Jus' Coastin'
09:47
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9. |
Whatever Is, Is
05:54
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You say I’m lazy I haven’t a clue
I say I’m doing whatever I want to do
You say I’m shallow, no mind of my own
But I say that’s arse, you just like to moan
Whatever the truth is, in whatever we do
There’ll never be another made just like you
N’whatever it is, you think that I am
Seems only to live in the man that I am
You say I’m obsessed with money and food
I say I’ll go with whatever the mood
You say I’m crazy, don’t know when to stop
I say you’re always just having a pop
Whatever the truth is, in whatever we do
There’ll never be another made just like you
N’whatever it is, you think that I am
Seems only to live in the man that I am
You say I’m greedy
You are you’re a thief
Well I say you’re selfish beyond all belief
You say I’m obsessed
You are you’re a letch
So much so you make other girls wretch
You say I’m outmoded
You are you’re a prude
I like to watch titties you say that’s rude
You say I’m hard hearted
You are you’re a rock
Sometimes you’re there for me sometimes you’re not
You say I’m not clever
Clever? You’re thick
Sometimes I wonder just what makes you tick
You say I’ve bad habits
You are you’re a slob
Always a picking and scratching your knob
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In Summary
03:02
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Clinker knows just what he’s here for
Clinker feels good, bad, but joyful
Life is just a contradiction
Life is full of two conflictions
Clinker will not fit in at all
His mind is too wide open for it all
He will never be accepted
His life is always intercepted
Life is just a contradiction
Life is full of two conflictions
The man on the street who think he’s it
Clinker knows he’s full of shit
Clinker’s having none of it
Counterpunching razor wit
Life is just a contradiction
Life is full of two conflictions
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