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I feel like a rusty spanner
A half baked biscuit with bandana
Not as fat as she'd like
As thin as I'd like
I got this haircut for a tanner
I'm over cooked for ideas
When I can get my mind clear
Scrape the fat off my brain
Keeps me insane
Or appropriately near
Oh how we flipped became unzipped
Letting air in the air
Oh how we tried to analyse
The things we did and said there
We're held on by a clinker
Never met such a clinker
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Don’t know which way to turn
But I know I’m gonna burn
Don’t know which way to turn
Some things you just can’t learn
I can’t be all things to one man
But I can be what he thinks he sees
One bush is worth three off the hand
When overspill equals calamaties
Pull me this way and that
Call me a total twat
Outside my natural habitat
You’ll never touch me like that
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3. |
Whatever Is, Is
05:54
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You say I’m lazy I haven’t a clue
I say I’m doing whatever I want to do
You say I’m shallow, no mind of my own
But I say that’s arse, you just like to moan
Whatever the truth is, in whatever we do
There’ll never be another made just like you
N’whatever it is, you think that I am
Seems only to live in the man that I am
You say I’m obsessed with money and food
I say I’ll go with whatever the mood
You say I’m crazy, don’t know when to stop
I say you’re always just having a pop
You say I’m greedy
You are you’re a thief
Well I say you’re selfish beyond all belief
You say I’m obsessed
You are you’re a letch
So much so you make other girls wretch
You say I’m outmoded
You are you’re a prude
I like to watch titties you say that’s rude
You say I’m hard hearted
You are you’re a rock
Sometimes you’re there for me sometimes you’re not
You say I’m not clever
Clever? You’re thick
Sometimes I wonder just what makes you tick
You say I’ve bad habits
You are you’re a slob
Always a picking and scratching your knob
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Sunnyside Up (and Runny)
04:03
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It’s better than your sex maybes
But i’m not down with your disease
You got money coming out your ears
It’s what you made all through the years
If I look into your eyes
See the difference ‘tween you and me
I wont be wishing I was you
You’re so charming, you’re so see through
(ch) I’m counting the lines, while you count your money
I’m biding my time, sunnyside up and runny
I won’t turn my back on you
Another difference ‘tween you and me
When your life goes belly up
Who ya run to, who’ll be there
(ch x 2)
What have you got that I do not have got
Aside from money you do not have a lot
Everything seems in dreams...
Sunnyside up and runny...
(ch x 2)
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5. |
Am I Good (Am I Evil)
02:41
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They wont leave me alone
Everybody wants something
This wants my money
This one wants other things
My head can't cope with all these requests
When all I hoped for was no more tests
The devil in me, my soul is his
Feasts of goodness, putting me through this
She wants me now, she wants tomorrow
Underneath all I feel is sorrow
Fill me full of warmth, make me your hero
While stuck back in another world i'm somebodies zero
Am I good or am I evil
Well I know i'm good
Should I hide or should I be there
Well I know I should, could, would
Do all the things she wanted me to do
(repeat chorus)
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6. |
Walkin' Thru Walls
03:53
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I’m walking thru walls, taking it all
Knowing there’ll never be no regrets when I’m dead
(Open up your mind, feel what you feel
reach inside and make it real)
Conditioning says we shouldn’t do this
But what do you think, whats the deal
My mind says life's for living
But what do you think, whats the real deal
I’m walking…
No-one knows what you need
It’s your illusion, it’s you that feels
You’re the director of your scene
It’s your illusion, it’s you that feels
I’m walking…(x2)
open your mind…
Heaven knows how you faked it
You create it, it’s your release
The world is yours for the taking
So take it now, it’s your release
I’m walking...(x4)
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Sega
02:52
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When you came and turned the light on
Brought out a fire in me, you don’t know it
You sure don’t show it
You sure don’t show it
But I saw something in your eyes
That I find hard to interpret
Try to forget it
Forget it
Autolock, autolock…Just like on Sega
Autolock, about to dock, nothing much rhymes with Sega
I swam to the depth of your emotion
Because I wanted to, I needed to
Back and forth and forth
Back and forth
Autolock, autolock…Just like on Sega
Autolock, about to dock, nothing much rhymes with Sega
Autolock, autolock…Just like on Sega
Autolock, about to dock, Alan Vega or Darth Vader
Now I’m the victim of my own necessity
Locked right in to your tracter beam
It’s just what it seems,
What it seems
Autolock…(long)
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Tyred
01:41
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I’m Tired, long to be sleeping
But I can hear the mouse, scratching away
In another land, on another planet
All is not well and the mouse will have its will
I’m Tired, long to be sleeping
But I can hear the mouse, scratching away
Yesterweek, all was well
The mouse knew its place, and love will have its will
I’m sleeping, aint so tired
I aint seen the mouse, he gone away
Three days on, the mouse has gone
And my love is a thrill
I was tired, so tired, tired tired tired tired tired
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9. |
2 U (I Do)
04:03
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Slimeball
04:17
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Slimeball, my dick is dirty and I’m cruising
Slimeball, still I’m horny, my balls-a-bruising
Slimeball, my price is low, still I’m payin’
Slimeball, living a lie to what they’re saying
I’m an actor, a porno actor
Playin’ up for the screen
Doing something obscene (x2)
Slimeball, my sack is empty, but I can’t stop
Slimeball, in the back seat, I’m about to pop
Slimeball, in the distance, a lonely smile
Slimeball, she is dirty and in denial
Of the actor, porno actor…
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11. |
22...and the Rest
02:55
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I’m gonna fly...to that faraway land
Come back...like a different man
Rolling over...supernova
Everything comes with….it’s own chauffer
I’ve got a ticket to another world
One that’s hopefully not so cold
Making my bones feel old
Older than they should be
At age 22...and the rest
Younger than my prime
Yet older all the time
It’s just a number
It’s a bummer of a number
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12. |
A Dream Can Last Forever
02:30
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Something’s holding you down girl
And I don’t know what it is
I gotta very strong hunch though
Something’s changed the way it is
Sometimes a dream can last forever
Sometimes it will last a day
Someone’s treating you wrong girl
Well I wanna know who it is
You had a very strong mind girl
Something’s changed the way it is
Sometimes a dream can last forever
Sometimes it will last a day
If I can be your friend girl
Then I’ll show you the way it is
There are no rights and no wrongs girl
Its all just the way it is
Sometimes a dream can last forever
Sometimes it will last a day
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Intro: Am, Am (with a G note on top), F (four string with open E)
Am C
Do’ want no distant cousin
F thing (as above)
(Satans bad grass oily sister)
Am C
Do’ wanna be playin’ it down
F thing (as above)
(Nightmare itch game of twister) x2
Mid: Dm, Dm (with G note), Dm (open E), Dm (on off open E)
Dm C
Picnics on beaches, building castles
Em
Coated in seaweed dribble
Dm C
Frisbee for the dogs, ice cream for the people
Em
Too punchdrunk to quibble
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14. |
Satellite
02:54
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Shards of light,
Satellite
Spin roullette spin
Spin spin again
Shards of light, Satellite
No coming down to ground
roulette spin, spin it again
Life spinning round
Earth turns, sun burns
so life goes on and on
Superman, does what he can
So life goes on
Fields of fire, unholy desire
World marching round and round
high in the sky, learning to fly
World going down
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Hero worship, was it worth it
All day groaning, non-stop moaning
Big fat geezer、 tryin’ a please her
Who’s the bad guy, I’m the mad guy
I never wanna see you again (repeat)
Lyin’ in a gutter, all a splutter
Maybe I’m lazy, but you‘re just crazy
Dance on fire, you little liar
Clapped out lady, there is no maybe
I never wanna see you again (repeat)
Reality check, noose ‘round whose neck
Skid tracks, up and down your back
This bodies breaking, nerves are aching
A bloody nose, s”just how it goes
I never wanna see you again (repeat)
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