Pete Da Clinker - Who Hell He? (2017)

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released April 6, 2017

Written, performed and produced by Peter Jordan.

Except 'What Were You Thinking Of' written by Peter Jordan and Sean Stevens. Sean also plays rhythm guitar on the track.

Tomoko Matsumoto: additional backing vocals on 'Racist Friends', 'Heaven Help Us' and 'Shit Eating Grin (Ode to MAYhem)'.

CONTAINS SOME UNAVOIDABLE EFFIN' 'N' JEFFIN'!

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Track Name: Racist Friends
Racist friends…is it better to engage?
Racist friends…or remove them from your page?
Racist friends…some are old and some are new
Racist friends…I guess it’s really up to you

Racist friends…even when you give them shit
Racist friends…they can’t even understand it
Racist friends…and try to explain to you
It’s you, its you, It’s you, its you…
Oh for fucks sake

Well I say this shit to you
Though you couldn’t really give a fuck
Take a long hard look at yourself
You know who you are
It’s you
Track Name: These Times Are Hard
The man upstairs, he went and took a match to my throat
Feels like he has his hand upon my Scrote
The pressures high, I wonder why, what have I done?
Seems like I’m the opposite of the chosen one

These times are hard
These times are hard

She cannot move and her bones are solid as a rock
You cannot help but think that it’s time to take stock
Her skin it cracks, a bubble sack and what has she done?
Like Icarus, we flew to close to the sun

These times are hard
These times are hard

Testing me and testing her and testing us
Throwing me and throwing her underneath the bus
Track Name: The Unelectable
The unelectable is there for you and me
Standing up and fighting austerity
The unelectable I’m sick of hearing it
It’s time for you to stop believing that shit

A man of honour, a man you can trust
A man not centred on power lust
He wants to be fair, he wants what’s best
For you and I and all the rest

The unelectable who said so anyway
The right wing media or Theresa May
The unelectable, who fucking said that?
Rupert Murdoch and the Tory twats

Unite and be strong, we can overcome
Stand together and beat Tory scum
Policies kill, policies divide
In the real world it’s a landslide

The unelectable will make them pay their tax
Making sure that he has got our backs
The unelectable will save our NHS
Undoing all this Tory mess

A man of honour, a man you can trust
A man not centred on power lust
He wants to be fair, he wants what’s best
For you and I and all the rest
Track Name: Post Truth World
Stirring up emotions we no longer do facts
In a post truth world, a post truth world
Stirring up feelings we are sick of the facts
In a post truth world, a post truth world
Track Name: Heaven Help Us
This world is one fucked up place
What the fuck can be done?
I despair at this human race
What the fuck have you done

Heaven help us all

There’s no deal that can possibly please
The will of everyone
Theresa May will be down on her knees
Sucking off everyone

Heaven help us all
Track Name: Shade and Light
Take me away from here
To where the clouds are clear
And the sun will shine bright out of my heart

Make me your shade and Light
Your guiding Satellite
Flying high and never be apart

Take this bow and arrow
Feed me this pot of yarrow
To nurse this fever that hides inside my head

Make this dream of mine
With yours we must combine
To rid the world of all this bloodshed
Track Name: Chewing Gum Mystery
A strange thing happened to me last night.

Tomoko had gone to bed and I fell asleep on the sofa, facing the vertical back part. I awoke and felt something at the back of my throat. I reached inside to pull out whatever it was. It was an over-chewed piece of bubble gum that stretched as I pulled it out. This was strange as I hadn’t eaten chewing gum for years. When I’d finished I had a one pound sized lump of it in the palm of my hand. As soon as I closed my eyes again to resume sleep, another lump appeared. I sat up and again removed it, pulling out the sticky gum. Was I hallucinating? Am I going insane? I became scared and freaked out. I decided to go and wake Tomoko up to show her the gum in my hand, but as soon as I stood up I fell to my knees, feeling dizzy. Undaunted, determined to show Tomoko, I headed for the bedroom, staggering like I was pissed or in some kind of k-hole. With Tomoko roused, I showed her the gum in my hand, expecting her to say there was nothing there.

“Ah, chewing gum”, she said, snatching it from my hand and putting it in her mouth like nothing odd had happened.

My head spinning, I grabbed my head, trying to make sense of the situation.

Seconds later I awoke on the sofa, still facing the same place at the beginning of the story. It had all been just a dream. A dream within a dream.
Track Name: Sphincter Mouth
Look at that sphincter mouth
Spouting out all that shit
President of the USA
A job for which he aint fit

Racist, homophobe, sex pest and all the rest

There’s nothing more to say
That’s it for today
Nuff said
Til that cunt’s dead
Track Name: Coronary Chicken
What's going on with my heart?
They say it's right off the chart
Track Name: Set Me Loose
I’m at my prime
Still got the time
To fight the crime
I see that stands in front of me

Now I’ve seen it all
I do recall
You’ve got the gall
To take my rights away from me

I fly through the clouds
To get a better view
Yet all is see through
And I can’t get my head around it
My mind won’t allow
The things that aren’t true
To let me do
What will set me loose from all this shit

What is wrong with you?
Can you not see through?
Don’t you have a clue
About the crap that they keep feeding us?

Are you blind to see?
Do you not agree?
Can’t you foresee
All the harm that it will do to us?
Track Name: What Were You Thinking Of?
What were you thinking of
There’s no turning back
What did they do to you?
There’s no turning back

This is the time to read up on shit
I wish you’d learnt all the facts
This seems to be just a game to you
I hope that someone has your back

What were you thinking of
There’s no turning back
What did they do to you?
There’s no turning back

This is the…
This is the…
This is the…
This is the…

Now you have fucked it for the rest of us
You will regret what you’ve done

What were you thinking of
There’s no turning back
What did they do to you?
There’s no turning back
Track Name: Shit Eating Grin (Ode to MAYhem)
May looked up with her shit eating grin
Not getting the situation
With this post expert world that we’re now in
Her head’s in another location

Where’s your shame?
It’s you who’s to blame

Staff, patients, opening hours
Are not the ones to blame
Yet all we hear from the shit eating grin
Is more of the same again

Empty talk, while people are dying
From not getting what they’re needing
The NHS cannot be blamed for not trying
With the pitiful money they’re given

Where’s your shame?
It’s you who’s to blame

Austerity cuts hit the poor and the needy
To your eternal shame
The rich lap up your corporation tax cuts
Just more of the same again

Hard, soft, red, white and blue
Hard, soft, red, white and blue