Clinker - The Schminker Remains the Same (2016)

by Clinker

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1.
Clinker and the foreskin technique Full of intention but the outlooks bleak As the master draws the line to cross Clinkers win is foreskins loss Remember learning how to jerk Move in rhythm to lifes perk Relating life to a clinker Is a fuck of a task for a thinker Thing is this shit don’t need to rhyme It’s the lack of ideas that’s the crime Pull the foreskin back it’s the knack Clinker’s just a piece of cack I brought this to you in budget It cost fuck all so fuck it Step into my blind eye take a seat Just think of the encounters you’ll meet It’s time to meet the clinker Deep rooted mastermind thinker So put on your evening gown and… Meet the clinker
2.
I feel like a rusty spanner A half cooked biscuit with bandana Not as fat as you’d like As thin as I’d like I got this haircut for a tanner I’m overcooked for ideas When I can get my mind clear Scrape the fat off my brain Keeps me insane Or appropriately near Oh how we flipped became unzipped There’s an air in the air Oh how we tried to analyse The things we did and said there We’re held on by a clinker Never known such a clinker
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03:22
One after the other my numbers arise Running out of time to reach the prize But as the road gets tougher The clinker gets tougher I feel success But under duress It’s all a load off the mind for the clinker
7.
01:36
I got itchy fucking haemaroids It’s making me schizoid Gonna slice the fucker right off Don’t let the suckers think your soft I don’t feel the way that others do And all those powders I don’t use I got itchy fucking foot rot Just another fungi that I’ve got I’m gonna itch it ‘til the sucker bleeds Yeah you know that’s what I need
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You say I’m lazy I haven’t a clue I say I’m doing whatever I want to do You say I’m shallow, no mind of my own But I say that’s arse, you just like to moan Whatever the truth is, in whatever we do There’ll never be another made just like you N’whatever it is, you think that I am Seems only to live in the man that I am You say I’m obsessed with money and food I say I’ll go with whatever the mood You say I’m crazy, don’t know when to stop I say you’re always just having a pop Whatever the truth is, in whatever we do There’ll never be another made just like you N’whatever it is, you think that I am Seems only to live in the man that I am You say I’m greedy You are you’re a thief Well I say you’re selfish beyond all belief You say I’m obsessed You are you’re a letch So much so you make other girls wretch You say I’m outmoded You are you’re a prude I like to watch titties you say that’s rude You say I’m hard hearted You are you’re a rock Sometimes you’re there for me sometimes you’re not You say I’m not clever Clever? You’re thick Sometimes I wonder just what makes you tick You say I’ve bad habits You are you’re a slob Always a picking and scratching your knob
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03:02
Clinker knows just what he’s here for Clinker feels good, bad, but joyful Life is just a contradiction Life is full of two conflictions Clinker will not fit in at all His mind is too wide open for it all He will never be accepted His life is always intercepted Life is just a contradiction Life is full of two conflictions The man on the street who think he’s it Clinker knows he’s full of shit Clinker’s having none of it Counterpunching razor wit Life is just a contradiction Life is full of two conflictions

about

Tracks 1, 2, 6, 7, 9 and 10 are new versions of tracks recorded for the first Clinker album 'Clinker Schminker' (1999).

Track 3 features the chorus from 'All Work No Play (Makes Clinker a Dull Thinker)' off of 'Clinker Schminker' (1999). The rest is newly written.

Track 4 is a new version of a track from the second Clinker album 'Up Chunky!' (2000).

Track 5 is a new version of a track from the album 'IYAM WOT IYAM' (2005).

Track 8 is brand new!

credits

released September 14, 2016

Performed by Peter Jordan and Tomoko Matsumoto

All songs by Peter Jordan, except track 3 written by Peter Jordan and Tomoko Matsumoto.

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